A guy that everyone thinks is the most innocent of the group but is really the most sexual one and gets all the girls. Despite his sexual drive he has a tiny penis, often ranging from 1 - 2 inches. He would usually have a girlfriend (with a name like Eve) who he would send incredibly large text messages to. His friends would mock him for it by saying they look like essays.
Oh look at that innocent guy, he's such an Andres.
Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?
Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?
Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
by basicallyadictionary February 11, 2019
Get the Andres mug.He works at a smoothie place and plays guitar. He doesn’t get a lot of girls but he always has at least one girl completely in love with him.
by HasMoreWisdomThanUrWisdomTeeth February 24, 2019
Get the Andres mug.Related Words
Andres • Andrese • andressa • andresa • Andres Iniesta • andresina • andress • Andres&Mayra • andres aguirre • Andres aka Aj
His instagram is AndresSantillan
by fucknoodles February 27, 2019
Get the Andres mug.Get the Andres mug.Andres is an unique creature. It can be set apart from other species by it's tendency to be extremely homosexual. Like for example he likes to touch other guys's thighs and moan very loudly. He lives in the sewers of Detroit and eats dead fetuses.
Kren: OMG, did #Andres really rape those kids?
Spencer: Yeah, I think so, but did he only rape kids?
Kren: Nah, I got BUTTRAPED too :'(
Eric: SOOO sad
Spencer: Yeah, I think so, but did he only rape kids?
Kren: Nah, I got BUTTRAPED too :'(
Eric: SOOO sad
by Bobby Westside March 30, 2019
Get the Andres mug.by barrios boy May 7, 2019
Get the Andres mug.by KingJuju May 28, 2019
Get the Andres mug.