analitis

The act of constantly over-analyzing any and every issue you can think of, to the point of total redundancy.

Richard: "So how did you sleep?"
Amber: "Not too well. After you left the analitis kicked in and I was up 'till 4 a.m."
Richard: "Guess they don't make a cream for that, huh?"
Amber: "Nope."

by Ambard April 4, 2006

analate

When you are trying to have gentle anal, but your sex partner plows his horse cock up in there, disregarding your desires and your sensitive anus.

Mom: "How was your gay sex with Timothy last night? Was it pleasant?"
Me: "It was quite painful actually. I got analated. Timothy rammed his third leg between my tight ass cheeks when I was hoping for soft sex. He aggressively entered my anal cavity."

by Jizz expert December 11, 2015

anal

fucking someone up their battyhole also means anal sex

i fucked abbi up her battyhole at the party i did her real good in the anal

by ghetton16 January 3, 2006

anal

sex in the ass

Me and my mother had anal sex last night!

by sex-with-mom April 11, 2011

anal

To act and conduct oneself in a similar manner to that of a public sector employee.

No you can't buy a postage stamp until you have completed these 15 forms... Why i hear you ask? Well because i am in a bad mood and because i have control over you in this circumstance and because i am Anal!

by cut-off December 28, 2005

analize

the act of giving an anal cavity exam by means of enema

I just got analized by my friend Bob.

by clitty fuck May 19, 2003

anal

Anal is when a penis (usually large) enters the rectum.

Hey did you see that anal porn video last night.

Dad why does my butt hurd. son it because we had anal.

by analman6969 March 24, 2017