An Andrew can only be an acquaintance but will let you think he can become a friend and by the time you figure Andrew out you just may be in
love. Andrews may have Masters in education but will never Master
music. Andrews are a master of their appetites for food and wont eat
meat, but they can never master their appetite for the meat of the Sea. Andrews are best at mastering their sexual appetites, they
love fasting for days on end. An Andrew will most likely never make you laugh, but an Andrew will surely never ever make you cry.
Him:
Hey is that an Andrew that just moved into her apartment?
Friend: YeAh, cant you tell look how
wet he is,
like he just swam a shore!