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invite for a night

to summon sb. for the nightfall in order to commit the act of coitus
I just got an invite for a night from...
by RickiSpanish June 11, 2018
mugGet the invite for a nightmug.

Invitation to Nato

Well, no, it was that.
Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
mugGet the Invitation to Natomug.
a resemblance of a person not wanting you to his/her birthday party. being mean or disrespectful to a person may cause this to happen.
person 1: you suck!
person 2: im not inviting you to my birthday party
by webinterprise November 5, 2020
mugGet the im not inviting you to my birthday partymug.

Benefit of the Invite

The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.
George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022
mugGet the Benefit of the Invitemug.

invited her to Boston

When you accidentally overcommit to a woman you have no intentions of being in a relationship with.
Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup
by TDDUP November 18, 2010
mugGet the invited her to Bostonmug.

Co Co Invite

When your buddy needs his own personal invitation. Even tho the event, party or raid team is an open invitation.
Are u gonna join or do u need that co co invite?
by Mybigavocado January 24, 2021
mugGet the Co Co Invitemug.

An invitation

He should have to do what I say! He should have to be anointed by the priestess! He should have to live in servitude to piece of shit parents who think they are better than him! How should have to care about our fuck trophies regardless of the effect we have on his life!
Hym "An invitation? They SHOULD have told me they were bringing women to fucking that MENTALLY RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. THAT is what SHOULD have happened! You SHOULD have done what I told you. You SHOULD do what I'm telling you to do now. You SHOULD care that this is happening to people. She SHOULD have to say no to the retard. I SHOULD have done WORSE to that retard and the whore than I did. But what you SHOULDN'T be doing is trying to leverage my situation to get me to do you bullshit self help. A lot of things should be."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
mugGet the An invitationmug.

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