Alvin

An Alvin is very short. Usually mean towards everyone, specifically tall people because they're jealous of their height. Alvins lie a lot and deny the most obvious things (Denying the fact that they're short). They're also bullies. If you know an Alvin go and tell him that he's short and mean!

Girl 1: Do you know that new kid Alvin?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I heard he's short and mean...
Girl 1: I heard he punched someone!!

by fkenfklnerklllllllllf November 24, 2021

Alvin

The Relationship Clown

Fuc*k U Alvin

by YourFuckinEX November 23, 2021

Alvin

A boy with a good heart who can be loved. But to do more than friendship is difficult. Losing him hurts for months. So take care of him.

Girl: I miss Alvin

by Annahabeg November 23, 2021

Alvin the pussy destroyer

someone who is very gay

Alvin the pussy destroyer kissed Alex!

by Alleycat849 June 6, 2023

alvin smith

Banana eating nigger monkey

"Do you know Alvin Smith, the black monkey who runs around grocery stores eating banana's? Yeah he's a FUCKING nigger."

by DimmyJonaldsson June 20, 2023

ALVIN

An FAG married to JESSICA but dated BIANCA, KATRINA and HANAHA.
Slept with TAURIEN DALEY though.

Why are you being such an ALVIN!!
SAM: because we all lived with ALVIN LOL

by THAI 💩 April 27, 2025

Alvin

A person so extremely cool and imposing that their aura excretes onto other people, demanding authority and power from their peers.
They love to roll their sleeves up and undo their top shirt button in the middle of winter.

Did you see that guy? He's so Alvin!

by Impactored May 13, 2025