noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".

2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"
You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.
by wordwrestler December 18, 2018
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Somone who act's like they're better than someone
Alica is acting like a son-of-a-almond
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An almond is a girl named Jillian. A Jillian is very Artistic and Sarcastic girl. Thus means Jillian is an Almond.
Jillian is being herself. She is such an Almond.
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Almond is a blonde female girl. Particularly one with almond shaped green eyes who is artistic. She is the Almond.
That girl over there playing with molding clay? Shes the perfect almond.
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A more enhanced version of almond water, with more healing power.
Super Almond Water is found in the Backrooms.
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