Alex

To make a statement that in no way has any relevance to the current conversation.

Mr White: Would this be better on an A1 sheet.
Mr Red: Possibly. I'm not sure.
Mr Blue: I had fish for tea last night.
Mr White: Ah, you just pulled an Alex!

by Studio1 May 20, 2008

Alex

THE ABSOLUTE DOPEST PERSON YOULL EVER FUCKING MEET. You think you’re all kool and shit now?.... yeah... just wait til’ you meet an Alex. She is by FAR the KOOLEST KAT around. I mean by far by far tho. Like if you take the second koolest kat around and put them next to her, you’d be like who the f is this other guy? Get him outta here he looks like trash compared to this sick gal, Alex. Without a doubt alooox is a real yehawer, a real neat boyo, a totally terrific scronch. Anyone would be glad to have an Alex in their life. She makes everyone have the largggggeeee smiles.

Guy 1: YO YO YO I JUST SNORTED THIS BOONCH SO HARD IM HELLA WACKED RN!
Guy 2: wowwww dont you think you’re kool. Well guess what I know this gal that U ain’t got shit on.
Guy 1: well who the heck is this being you spek uv? I don’t believe a thing you say becuz you a stooopid head HAHA GOTTEM
*Alex walks in*
Guy 1: OH SHHHHHHH... DAMNNNNN! Wow I’m so sorry I was so wrong. Now that... THATS A KOOL KAT! I am humbled by her presence.

by aelnl nryaed April 4, 2019

Alex

Alex is a really sweet guy that will never try to hurt you.He will also put a smile on your face and do anything to make you happy.When you start to think that he can't get any sweeter he dose.He is really funny,kind,sweet,cute,silly,and just perfect.He is soo fine and i can't get over how cute he is.If you get an alex then you are really lucky .Alex's are the best boyfriend you will ever get .

My boyfriend alex is so hot and he treats me so right.

He is definitely an Alex.

by Alex's baby :) April 5, 2016

Alex

A very very cool person! Who loves loves loves sports, like basketball, baseball,soccer, and pretty much any sport! Alexs are very chill and an amazing friend to be around!

"Hey wanna go hang out with Alex?"
"Hey wanna watch a basketball game with Alex?"
"Hey wanna go play soccer with Alex?"

by Alex's is cool his Friend February 23, 2010

Alex

Alex is a sexy beast with a gigantic dick bigger than simons

Person: I got a Simon Cock
Me: well I got an Alex Cock
Person: Dammit

by qwqesdfgere5rhtrshrt April 11, 2019

Alex

Alex is my best friend and a great guy, he's always there when u need him. He can become crazy and a pain in the ass at times but u can never stay mad at him for too long. Is always getting into trouble and doesn't care at all. He's a plain badass.

Alex is crazy and a pain

by AliceClaraSeverhart July 26, 2019

Alex

Alex is a really nice guy. He is normally red head who is really nice and handsome, sometimes he doesn’t want to tell you how he feels about you however your name is always in his heart. When Alex likes your he copies your and denies it because he feels very shy but one day sooner or later he’s going to confess he likes you. Alex has many friends and is very popular but when it comes to doing the most simplistic thing their is something in him always holding him back.

Hey, why don’t you go check out Alex he is the perfect match for you.

by Becky_Hewitt April 3, 2019