Avondale

A neighbor hood in Muncie Indiana, also known as Thomas Park/ Avondale , is known by most local residence as shed town, alluding that historically most of the houses in the neighborhood were small and shack-like. The neighbor hood was home to the Muncie General Motors transmission plant until it closed in 2006 and was subsequently demolished leaving a roughly 60 acre fenced off concrete slab and can be used a symbol of the death of the manufacturing industry in Muncie and a symbol of urban decay and unemployment that has lead to the meth pandemic in Muncie and the rust belt in general.

Friend: You live in Avondale, where is that?
You : Around 10th and Hoyt
Friend: Oh you mean shed town.

by frommuncieyo95 October 16, 2016

avon old farms

The school where boys enjoy sodomy. It is a breeding ground for homosexuals.

Wow! Look at Peter Theis going at it with that guy!

by AOF MAN April 21, 2005

Avon Old Farms

an all boys prep school filled with cocky idiots that didn't get into Salsbury, too stupid to realize porters and walkers girls use them for play and free movie passes... will fuck anything on two legs (including their own roomates) or four legs... anything goes
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"

AOF dumbass #1 "Dude! I totally got with her this weekend."
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"

by anonymous April 12, 2005

AVON

An acronym for Anal, Vaginal, Oral and Nasal. Can be in any order.

Bro 1: Hey man so was that girl you hooked up with last night a freak?
Bro 2: Oh yeah, we did full blown AVON.

by Someguy86 December 12, 2013

Akron Blowtorch

The process of aiming a fire fart at the girl's face while she is licking your balls.

Jack: Why is Emma in the hospital?
Greg: I gave her a Akron Blowtorch last night, but I got carried away and let a huge one go.

by Chuta #2 April 5, 2010

The Akron Hammer

The "new and improved" nickname for LeBron James that is apparently "TAKING THE U.S.A. BY STORM." The "Akron" part of the name is because of the simple fact that LeBron James hails from the mean streets of Akron, Ohio. The "hammer" part of the nickname serves no purpose. It could just serve the purpose of giving Michelle Beadle an excuse to fantasize about getting hammered in the ass by LeBron James.
Nobody knows where this definition first came into existence but Michelle Beadle will continue to use this word in an unchallenged manner on SportsNation. Never fear though Michelle will eventually stop using this word once she realizes that she has no chance of getting LeBron on her and she will soon begin to hate him..just like Tom Brady whom she now despises for "no apparent reason."

The only time you would ever use this word is if you wanted to sound like a complete and utter moron.

guy 1: "Oh my god did you just see that monster dunk?!?! The Akron Hammer strikes again!!!."

guy 2: "I'm almost positive that's fuggin LEBRON JAMES you retard...but yeah Kobe got wrecked."

by Michelle Beadle is a bitch December 25, 2009

Akron

Da 'Kron
Dirtiest ghetto shithole in the US.
Sometimes referred to as Crackron. The whole city smells of feces.
Downtown, Portage Lakes, Kenmore, North Hill, Fairlawn, The Valley, Firestone Park, University of Akron, and Goodyear Heights are some of the areas of Akron.

If I want to score a crackrock, I go to Howard St. in Da 'Kron.

by Rectal Breech December 10, 2004