Asshat 

A playful way of saying "You are fucking annoying and you need to go somewhere else you little turd!" To your friend...

When he said he broke up with my best friend, I said, "How could you do that you little Asshat!"

Asshat by The Girl Around The Corner February 7, 2017

Asshat 

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.

St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"

Asshat by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017

Asshat 

A person who wears their asshole like a hat. They almost have their head up their own ass, almost.

"Can you believe Brandon, he's such an asshat."

Asshat by Bigjohnt02 March 6, 2017

Asshat 

Girlfriends

"Cameron Lynn Head is a fucking asshat"

Asshat by Eyerollbob June 17, 2018

asshat 

something your mom calls someone when she gets pissed off (caused by road rage)

Mom: thanks for fucking cutting me off asshat!
Me:new vocabulary!

asshat by I was a wasted cum shot January 19, 2017

Asshat 

Someone with a ass like personality, almost as if they were wearing an ass on their head

That kids acting like an asshat

Asshat by 22Miss_Understood22 January 20, 2017

asshat 

Donald Trump and his cronies

That asshat is going to build that wall.

asshat by EVAmyLeeMetalhead April 16, 2017