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Assassibait

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and jerking him off before he realizes what is happening.
Josh assassibaited William.
by Kirbstreet February 27, 2015
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Shadow Assassin Armor

This is an armor in the gamemode Skyblock in Hypixel, the minecraft server
This armor has a lot of damage and helps a lot. It usually costs like 35m in total. The most expensive piece is the chestplate, costing 30m due to its rarity and use.
me: ah, finally I got shadow assassin armor, lets test it!
my coop: ☭☭☭
by Apple CEO May 10, 2021
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Skank assed-hoe

A general (slut) of a female , who normally has rather low self esteem / attractivess, whom gives out sexual favoures 2 feel better about themselves.They also collect STD's like pokemon cards.
'' OMFG Donna just gives out hand jobs like a hooker''
''Dont worry about it, shes only a skank assed-hoe ''

Skank assed-hoe 1 '' Hey Sharleena, guess who just caught Herpies ''
Skank assed-hoe 2 '' You BiAtch, i havnt got that 1 yet ''
Passing normal girl '' Filthy dog ''

''Dont go behind the bike sheds, the skank assed-hoes are doing their 'bizzle' .
by Aiden Bsw September 10, 2006
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assasaurus rex

A woman with an ass so big that it looks like it's own person.
Guy 1: Damn she gotta FAT ass, she got a dounk
Guy 2: Naw man that's an assasaurus rex right there
by kdakid May 26, 2009
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Assassin Phone

1. A phone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

2. The ultimate phone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin phone!"
by Assasin phone CEO September 3, 2007
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Silk Assassin

A cat like female - a femme fatale - moves with grace and cunning, but beneath the surface lay dark and dangerous motives, a master plan that only she knows about.

She weilds the powers of seduction and no man can withstand her. If she invites you to her bed, you may never wake - but if somehow you do, know this is not a female to be taken lightly.

The Silk Assassin prizes several virtues above all others - honesty, integrity, and intelligence.

Dont fuck with her, or you'll get cut.
Fred says, "Damn, that girl got some sweet boo-tay!"

Jeff replies, "Careful man, dat be some Silk Assassin. You watch yo' mouth or you gonna lose your fuck stick"
by Nixpayn December 7, 2004
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grandmas ashes

THE BEST TASTING THING FUCKING EVER. LIKE HOLY SHIT IT TASTES GOOD
Person 1 I ate grandmas ashes
Person 2 lucky
by trexhv December 12, 2019
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