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Asian F

A grade between 80 and 89%.

Likewise, an Asian C is from 90-94% and an Asian B is from 95-99%. Only a grade of 100+ can be called an Asian A.
"Oh my god! I got a B in math!"
"Get ready for some kung-fu ownage when you get home, because you just got an Asian F!"
by Quintessential Stereotype April 24, 2008
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Fail Asian

When one, of asian decent, goes against a single of multiple sterotype. Being a 'Fail Asian' can result in:
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks
Asian 1: Wow look at Tommy eating those chicken nuggets!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!

Both: Fail Asian!
by SpellandGrammarChecker December 26, 2008
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Boba asian

Asians in western countries whose entire identity revolves around boba tea, anime and complaining about parents.
“Does she speak Chinese?”

“No, she’s a boba asian.”
by Gordak September 27, 2020
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asian

(Attempting to add a decent, more serious and accurate definition to the lot.)

In the United States, the most common use of the word refers to people originating from East and Southeast Asia (China, Japan, South/North Korea, Vietnam, among others). Indians and Pakistanis might be referred to as South Asians, where as Filipinos and Samoans might be called Pacific Islanders.

In England, "asian" most commonly refers to people of Indian or Pakistani descent, whereas "oriental" might refer to East and Southeast Asians (NOTE: "oriental" is certainly considered politically incorrect in the United States).
U.S
- I know she's Asian, but where is her family from?
- I think they emigrated here from Vietnam some years ago.

England
The Asian students presented a traditional Indian dance to their classmates.
by amg February 22, 2007
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A culmination of many cultural nuances in Asiatic culture that results in the psychological warping of a young women's mind. Any soul unfortunate enough to get stuck dating one is in turn subjected to twisted mind games, which they often choose to bear with because the partner is both 1) hot and 2) asian.
"So she wants to be alone? And she was kinda testing you to see what you would say by moving away and asking for an open relationship? Sounds like hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames to me..."

-Tomek
by rockyourjon October 5, 2004
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Asian fail

any grade under 90
Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"
by holler8888889 January 17, 2009
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Asian spread

1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.
Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.
by Bob the Biiilder May 1, 2007
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