sexiest most sexual appealing kid. only single but ready to mingle. gimme the coochie and ill let you pet my poochie. ready to smash right in ur ass. not gay but strait and respects women. team str8 4 lyfe.
by Ima Spoob February 7, 2019
Get the evanmug. A loser who is bad at sex. Tends to be very short, but not built at all. He has a stupid looking haircut and is gay.
by CornDogLover December 2, 2017
Get the Evanmug. by ihatered October 2, 2011
Get the Evanmug. Evan a fucking faggot listens to irrelevant songs and is irrelevant like him self shows his dick pics to boys and sucks Justin Bieber’s cock all day. Says nigger when he is white tries to act like a hood man when he’s a waste man 🤣🤣
by TTv_nigger May 12, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009
Get the Evanmug. Quite simply put, the epitome of awkward. He has a strange egg shaped head, talks a great deal about cars, his dogs, and how many shots he takes when he drinks. Its possible that he has reached his twenties and never had coitus, let alone have a serious relationship with a girl. In large social situations, he often spends time with a look confusion painted upon his egg shaped face and keeps to himself, only entering the conversation when the topic of cars arises. It is quite likely that he suffers from small dick syndrome, but remember girls, its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.
Have you seen Evan lately?
Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.
It was that bad?
I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.
Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.
It was that bad?
I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.
by Jetta Hater July 5, 2010
Get the Evanmug. by yehyaahahahhaha April 30, 2021
Get the Evanmug.