Almond

Janae

Janae a big ass almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017

Almond

Somone who act's like they're better than someone

Alica is acting like a son-of-a-almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017

almond snicker

Sounds like a gay sex thing

we did the almond snicker last night ;)

by Hello it's mee... fergie November 6, 2017

Burnt almonds

Unexplained

I smell the scent of burnt almonds

by Roberttoti December 8, 2017

Almond Shower

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.

I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.

by RyanOfAlkerath March 1, 2018

Roasted Neckless Almond

A Mexican short math teacher.

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.

by nadiealadog February 24, 2017

roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016