Poppy Almond

Often mistaken for a Dweeb. None the less, one of the coolest people you know...
That girl "Poppy Almond" is such a dweeb' 'They dont come much cooler though man' 'Yeah your right man, shes way too cool to be called a dweeb... Im so stupid!
by BiggestNerd November 12, 2010
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almond milk evaporator

Someone or something which evaporates almond milk - typically a wave of light or radiaton.
My 732 gallons of almond milk stored at the coordinates 31.29492, -116.45114 has been evaporated by the *almond milk evaporator* I shall now seek revenge by bombing Michigan.
by youCantOutAlmondTheHut August 5, 2022
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California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom
by Big White Man July 3, 2021
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Almond

An almond is a girl named Jillian. A Jillian is very Artistic and Sarcastic girl. Thus means Jillian is an Almond.
Jillian is being herself. She is such an Almond.
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milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community
I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS
by annntttt July 27, 2019
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Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.
Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..
by dihanov October 29, 2024
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Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.
Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.
by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024
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