Airpod person

Exactly the same as earpod person.

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing airpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new airpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another airpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber December 11, 2020

Airpods

The dope bluetooth headphones all the cool kids have nowadays, wait not cool...RICH kids, lmao. If you don't have these, then you're broke af and can't afford them. Also, some kids DIY them and just cut off the cords, so they fit in. If you cut them off they still will work, trust me.

Randoms: "Oh my gosh, did you see that Casyn has Airpods? He is so cool...and rich!"
Casyn: "I'm sorry I'm rich and you're not : )"

by toelicker3000 February 14, 2019

Airpods

2 earbuds, without wires, that’s fits in this small case which you are going to lose unless you have it hooked on a part of your body. Also they are things that kids flex with at school, but it’s all fun and games until Mrs. White says you will get them back at the end of the week, on a Tuesday. Also very overpriced

Person 1: YO MY MOM GOT ME THESE EARBUDS FOR LIKE 20 BUCKS AT WALMART
Person 2: SORRY BRO THESE AIRPODS TAUGHT ME A NEW LANGUAGE AND I DONT SPEAK BROKE ANYMORE A.K.A NON AIRPOD HAVERS

by My handle is in use by someone January 6, 2020

Airpods Case

2 airpods (girls with no ass but big titties) tied up together.

Those 2 girls I met at the bar I turned them into an airpods case, and charged them up with a vibrator.

by browniegang123 July 4, 2025

Airpod users

Idiots that thought wasting their money was a good idea.

"Airpod users are flexing all day!"

by Photonbeam September 17, 2019

AirPod

The act of making your brain light as air and as small as a pod

Dude I feel like I’m on AirPods

by Arsenic the wolf January 27, 2020

Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021