Aggressive Eating

Eating for the sole purpose of not letting others gain access to any food.

This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.

Dude1: "Damn, that fat ass has been eating all of the damn buffalo wings at the party"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"

by Praker May 13, 2017

Aggressive salmon

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy

She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon

by Battered July 8, 2017

Aggressively crying

When you cry so hard that you kick and break the bathroom vanity with your foot

Don't go in the bathroom, kaitlyn is aggressively crying

by M.m.motorcycle February 4, 2019

aggressive liking

The act of liking contrary comments in an online debate in real-time in order to socially stigmatize an opponent or someone with whom you disagree.

"Oh man, you were debating three guys at once. And they were liking each others' comments. That's some seriously aggressive liking."

"Hey, why don't you get some Russian bots to aggressively like each of your posts. That will shame your critics."

by crzyfive March 8, 2019

aggressive negotiations

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber

lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."

by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020

aggressivelysharts

aggressivelysharts is an instagram page who posts all sorts of things. aggressivelysharts makes constant typos, like “TBANKS” and “WJAT NQ” aggressivelysharts talks about twilight and their crushes on everyone. 😃 aggressivelysharts also really likes shrek

“so i was dming aggressivelysharts today. and i was like “i just farted” and they were like, “WGAT SDMW”

by twilight❤️ June 27, 2021

pacifist aggressivist

Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way

{Pacifist Aggressivist }Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way
When Sasha approached John and called him a weirdo, John held up his hand and said. "Wait a minute, Sasha" and clasped his hands, eyes heavenward and said, "Dear God, please help me have the patience to deal with Sasha in a way that would make you proud. Please let me not stoop to her level and call her things like "feeble-minded a-hole" and "atrocious dresser. Amen". John closed his eyes for a moment and then refocused on Sasha, "Yes, Sasha. You were saying?"

by fineattitude April 4, 2016