Alabama Attitude Adjustment

The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.

"That boy needs an Alabama Attitude Adjustment!"

by Spencer Thayer November 8, 2007

Adjacent

adjective

1. lying near, close, or contiguous; adjoining; neighboring: a motel adjacent to the highway.

2. just before, after, or facing: a map on an adjacent page.

Our definition: Homo, "Gay", things of that nature. basically as less harmful way of calling one "Gay" such as "fags, faggots,dikes and all other rude and cruel things.

(also can be used for code talk)

examples: 1. he look adjacent wit dem jeans on. 2. wit yo adjacent ass. 3. damn its alot of adjacents around here. 4. Thats where all the adjacent folks hang at.

by Taheerah Hansen June 7, 2009

adjective noun

part of speech commonly used in subtitles

Splinter Cell: Adjective Noun!
Splinter Cell: Puppy Helmet!
Splinter Cell: Popcorn Eyeglasses!
Splinter Cell: Peanut-Butter Monkey!
(note: all the words in the subtitles are usually nouns, but the first word in each subtitle is used as an adjective)

by three newtons February 17, 2004

Attitude Adjuster

A simple punch to the temple with your middle knuckle, or any comfortable knuckle to change anyone's attitude.

"If you don't stop I'm going give you the Attitude Adjuster."
"Crap, I just got the Attitude Adjuster."

by cheezusrice321 February 5, 2009

attitude adjuster

A large, heavy, prominent object that can be used as a weapon for self-defense purposes under circumstances where conventional weapons are prohibited or impractical. An "attitude adjuster" is considered to have served its intended purpose if the mere display of the object is enough to keep potential antagonists at bay. Term is of 1970's-1980's vintage and commonly used by military, law enforcement, and railroaders in urban areas.

"I always keep a three-cell Mag-Lite under the seat when I drive downtown after dark. It's a good attitude adjuster to keep the locals from harassing me..."

by speedstan February 23, 2010

Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)

A state (usually drunken) when you run out of adjectives in the middle of a conversation and settle for the easiest ones such as "nice", "good, "bad", etc!

Dude, I got so high yesterday I even came down with the Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)! Everything I spoke about was just "nice" or "bad"!

I always told my teacher that it's not that I'm lazy to write essays, I just have Adjective Defficiency Syndrome (ADS) - this is why my adjectives sucked but she was not supportive!

by Boyfie January 13, 2013

adjunctsploitation

The unspoken practice of heaping unreasonable amounts of the academic grunt work that no higher-ranking faculty will deign to do upon adjunct professors and then either severely underpaying them for their labor or paying them in "experience." Appropriate credit for this labor is typically withheld.

"Did you hear that Ms. Smith is doing all of the research for Dr. Collins's book while he gets the credit?"
"Why would she agree to that?!"
"Dunno, man. I'll bet he told her she could have a line on her CV or maybe he's paying her in peanuts under the table. Maybe she's just hoping it gives her the illusion of job security."
"That's some real adjunctsploitation right there."

by No Handle Kthx April 8, 2018