One of the few good teen magazine around today. It's mostly for rich kids, but still a lot better than anything from Hearst PubliCRAPtions. Good features and fashion pages.
Girl 1: Hey, did you read that story in Teen Vogue?
Girl 2: No, I like the mindless shit in Seventeen more. That's why I dress so badly too.
Girl 1: Okay...
Girl 2: No, I like the mindless shit in Seventeen more. That's why I dress so badly too.
Girl 1: Okay...
by iloveyouall! October 8, 2008

An extremely delicious deoderent, No white residue, and antiperspirant! Everyone should have it! xD
*Contains Aluminum Zirconium Tetrachlorohydrex Glycine complex. And other words you don't understand, and the company probably doesn't either.*
*Contains Aluminum Zirconium Tetrachlorohydrex Glycine complex. And other words you don't understand, and the company probably doesn't either.*
Mmm... SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!
Push up bottem before every use of Teen Spirit Stick. ...Not your ass, you dipshit. The bottom of the stick.
Push up bottem before every use of Teen Spirit Stick. ...Not your ass, you dipshit. The bottom of the stick.
by KiKi May 15, 2004

Unsophisticated, pop music meant for unsophisticated teen ears who haven't developed taste yet. Tends to sound all the same with over the top vocal affectations and sung about banal subject matter.
by 07079 April 29, 2009

by T.P May 8, 2006

by kickstanddick November 30, 2004

"That 15 year old spurning meals is a Skelly-teen (as Jellyteen is( "That 15 year old who binges at Arby's is a Jellyteen").
by Tylercee October 11, 2008

by gangsta314 May 6, 2011
