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Gentleman's Ton

120 sterling, or 120 pounds.

Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.
Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash
by Lord Gott March 29, 2013
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Benne-ton

People who are conservative and who try to destroy you with facts and logic, but just come off as racist, sexist and other forms of prejudice they spew. They often vomit out their favourite commentators talking points like copy and paste aswell as a total lack of self awareness.

Kaitlyn bennet is often their waifu and some pretend to be libertarian and claim the left are the nazis.
Op: you said you wanted to deport all muslims

Benne-ton: ThE LeFt ArE ThE NaZiS!
by Kaisermann July 9, 2020
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A freck Ton

it's a whole frecking lot
I have a freck ton of hoodies
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shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar
by Basil Mint March 26, 2016
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Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton
I have a shit ton of goats!
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tons of bucks

My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.

When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.
by Matt’s Palmer November 1, 2022
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Fuck Ton

An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton
"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.
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