Sandy Sombrero

When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss

I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.

by Barak Bin Laden December 05, 2018

Sandy Lane

When you sit down on sand and a trail of sand is coating your ass crack.

My friend went to the beach and developed a sandy lane in his pants.

by Bighuge347 January 17, 2013

Sandy Social

Receiving a blowjob from someone with sand in their mouth.

I was at a bonfire last night at the beach and this girl and I walked away to hookup. She gave me a Sandy Social and my dicks been chapped ever since!

by illomen18 September 10, 2012

Dirty Sandi

A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.

While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.

I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.

I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2018

Brown Sandy

when someone forcefully shoves sand into your anus

Tom: You have a good time at the beach?

Dave: Naw, my girlfriend gave me a brown sandy after i dunked her in the water. I've been shitting sand all day.

by curlifro92 June 16, 2011

Sandy Karma

The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are

Max and Jasmine.

Oh bro, you wanna find some hoe's and have some Sandy Karma tonight?

by MaxanddJasmine February 14, 2011

sandy mustache

to engage in oral sex, usually performed on a woman, without cleaning the sand off of ones face

despite being covered in sand, he gave her the old "sandy mustache"

by asna rosie April 30, 2007