fuzzy bumper

A lesbian. A woman who likes to rub her vagina against another woman's vagina.

"Don't waste your time with Angela. She's a fuzzy bumper"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

fuzzy van

a butt disease where your pubes grow out of your asshole

you did you hear cameron has a fuzzy van?
EWW!!!!!!

by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes March 2, 2020

fuzzy iguana

Someone who is very special, also used when describing a random or crazy thing.

If I don't get any sleep the fuzzy iguanas will be rampant.

by Fuzzy Iguana November 14, 2017

Fuzzy Cat

Another word for fuzzy is hair
And Another word for a cat is a pussy
Therefore it is a hairy puzzy

guy1: Dude did you finger Sara last night?

guy2: No way she had Fuzzy Cat!

guy1: Ewwwww!

by beckysboy August 14, 2010

Fuzzy Button

When your pubic hair is so bushy and your penis is so small it looks like a button on a angora sweater.

Fred dropped his towel by accident and all I saw was a small Fuzzy Button.

by Matt31a4 January 9, 2015

fuzzy and scuzzy

Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.

God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 5, 2014