stiffy

What i am right now.

Me: Im so fucking stiffy holy fucking shit
Friend: say less

by uvuboy446 August 20, 2021

Stiffy

Basically a stiff boner

"I have a stiffy"

by ImLuckyNotKyle July 28, 2021

Stiffy Flipping

Combining ecstasy and viagra to increase the sexual desires of a long night of partying.

dumbass1-Bro, let's start stiffy flipping!

dumbass2-Aight, good idea man i'm feelin small anyways

by suckitbrah January 23, 2011

stiffy

if you have a stiffy then you should send me a pick on snap jerregates21

oh shit, i have a stiffy better send it to jerred

by definitelynotjerred February 9, 2024

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja

That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

stiffy tiffy

From the name Tiffany which is the perfect blonde woman. So beautiful and sexy that being around her is so arousing that men always have a stiffy when they are near her. She not only effects men's porn search history. She causes delays in their day after she leaves because masterbation is almost always a must

I was busy but got nothing done because Stiffy Tiffy said hello. So I fapped the rest of the work day.

by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 12, 2022