Pineapple

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When you put "pineapple" in a sentence, it makes all other words look bad by comparison, so a sample sentence is: Pineapple.

by SMILEY FACES AND PINEAPPLE December 13, 2016

Pineapple

The house of Spongebob Squarepants

Guy: Hey what’s the house of spongebob again?
Other Guy: A Pineapple

by Logan601 November 15, 2018

Pineapple

A fat white man with fluffy hair

OMG he looks like pineapple

*Sees a pineapple* omg it’s tommy

by Pineapplehater123 April 23, 2018

Pineapple

Why the fuck are you lookin up what a pineapple is you stupid cunt. Jesus fuck

Jeff: hey Tim do you know what a pineapple is?

Tim: of course I know what a pineapple is you stupid fuck

by Boii05 September 6, 2017

pineapple

a jail broken apple iphone or ipod.

yeah, i made my iphone a pineapple this morning. it runs so much better now.

by tehlia February 27, 2011

pineapple

a person of african american descent who is the stereotypical ghetto black..this person usually is a bad tipper,speaks ebonics,did not graduate highschool and is on some type of public assistance i.e foodstamps,unemployment,wic

"table 30 is full of pineapples"
"here comes another pineapple comming to pump my gas"

by morenita August 21, 2006

pineapple

A fruit that is not meant to be a pizza topping.

Anybody who puts pineapple on pizza will burn in hell.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018