mistake vulture

A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.

As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.

Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...

................................. mistake vulture.

by HugoLeasing August 20, 2014

Mistake Maker

The beautiful mixture of PBR and Franzia boxed wine. Mix it half and half for a delightful evening.

Leo: We only have Franzia and PBR, this night may prove uneventful.

Lucas: MIX THEM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MIX THEM.

(Jesus was born)

Leo: I have had so many Mistake Makers, can you bail me out of jail?

by LeoLucas October 18, 2012

Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.

"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."

by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022

Amish mistake

May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.

When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

JV Mistake

A minor error/mistake. JV is referenced so as to signify the level of error as compared to Varsity level.

Julie made a jv mistake when she left the price tag on the gift she gave to Rachel.

by skyteam March 10, 2011

mistake by the lake

Mistake by the lake is what Cleveland Ohio is called because it is right on the lake and it is the worst city in America .It seems like Cleveland was just a big mistake to even have been built. poverty high crime and drugs bullying bad schools bad hospitals the rich run every thing and the poor and not get out to another county .

Hey why is that guy so mean dirty and nasty ? Because he comes from the place called the mistake by the lake know as Cleveland.

by redpillamerican December 18, 2020

Fajita Mistake

An ambitious addition of ingredients to a fajita, often performed by amateurs, which causes the fajita to fall apart.

My friend's greed caused him to make "fajita mistake."

by Fajita Dojo May 19, 2011