Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.

Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"

by soGarfieldBruh October 01, 2014

Garfield

A fat or thick vagina. Garfield is a fat cat from cartoons or comics, a cat is called a pussy. So a Garfield is a woman with a fat cat.

That girl has a Garfield.

by JayD0423 September 02, 2015

Garfield

A fat or thick vagina.

That girl has a Garfield.

by JayD0423 September 01, 2015

Garfield

To be a pussy
Because pussy means cat and Garfield is the name of a cat

You bitches are Garfields

Scott is always acting Garfield

by scissor kill master🌝 July 03, 2019

Garfield

god

garfield is god

by fasjhftuiwhywwthjthkelaadfh May 18, 2019

Garfield

when you die you will go to hell and be devoured by this god of a being

ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD

by oskarrr January 24, 2022

Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020