What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
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Person 2: Yes.
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Grand child of former Prime Minseter of Cuba also known as Fidel Castro. He was born in Florida in November. It is unclear what year he was born in but we do know he is in the Hernando area of Florida
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Get the 《¤》María《¤》Castro《¤》maría《¤》castro《¤》María《¤》Castro《¤》 mug.A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
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Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!
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