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Cameron

Cameron is a retard that cuts his juice boxes in half so he can pour chocolate milk in them and then drink out of them.
"Stop being a retard Cameron"
by chokeonitnerd February 27, 2019
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cameron

cameron (cah-ma-run), noun.
1. the bloody best thing you will get in your life. it doesn't really get any better than cameron because it the top of the everything youve ever wanted for. why as for a nintendo switch when you can ask for a cameron? however, might be a bit FUCKING PRICELESS seeing as camerons are extremely rare. in fact, there is only one real cameron in the entire world. and he's already mine so sorry bout that one but you're just gonna have to get yaself a fake cameron, unless i die.
cameron may just be all the answers and prayers and will pretty much resolve anything in your life. feel ill? talk to cameron. you'll feel better in no time. feel sad? look at cameron's fit face and you'll have a smile on your face in no time. cameron is that only one person in your life that you'll never be capable of being mean to or hating.
2. basically God, not even lying. in fact, perhaps even greater than God. whenever you're around cameron you will feel the most valued person in the entire existence of existences. extremely lovable. just the bloody fuckin best.
you feel sad? *reaches into bag* just look at cameron, you'll be okay.
by raccoonoffridges November 21, 2019
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Cameron

Cameron is a sexy man that really wants to find the one. Which he already has in his girlfriend Diana. He could lose a little weight. But he does have perfect eyes
That Cameron is a hotty
by IMAGINE WAGONS7 November 17, 2019
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Cameron

The worst guy to ever date in middle school. He will break your heart into a billion pieces after juggling you after you dated his friend. He won’t stop bugging you and making you go insane until you end up killing yourself.
“hey, did you see these messages from Cameron? he’s a real asshole.”
by KittyKatKimberly111 April 27, 2019
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Cameron

Cameron is a name commonly given to Cocky fat people.
"Cameron is so cocky he thinks all the girls like him but really he is clinically obese"
"Oh look at that fatty Cameron, going down KFC again!"
by lmao694200 October 31, 2020
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Cameron

A loving person that loves to act. He also likes to breakdance and is always up to mischief. He is a person with brown eyes, freckles, and dark hair. Everybody loves Cameron.
Girl 1: Omg, Cameron is sooooo cute!
Girl 2: I know, right?
by MissCoffeeLoverq July 16, 2019
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Cameron

Camerons are the best and most silly guys you'll ever meet! Camerons are great guys, and after you get to know them, their love for furry porn and animals will only be half as bad compared to when you first met him and he started talking about wolf tiddies.
Guy 1: Hey, it's Cameron. Hi Cameron!
Guy 2: Did you take your meds today Cam??
Cameron: I sure do love myself some snake tits, however the proper terminology in the furry community is scaley. WOLF TIDDIES WOLF TIDDIES WOLF TIDDIES!1!!!!1! Mmmmmarahghaggagrarargh.

Guy 1: Kys.
Guy 2: damn bro that was mad funny tell me more about the furry scale and such things!
by Quackidydackidydack March 31, 2022
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