josh 500

He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.

"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."

by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 June 6, 2023

Minus 500

In reference to the "Game of Life" boardgame, you use this phrase when someone fails at life in some way.

Person 1: Dude. I crashed my bike today
Person 2: Dude. Minus 500 life points.

by derfnz December 25, 2008

500 black men for 2 pounds

Its a great deal

Me: You you buying the 500 black men for 2 pound
500 black men for 2 pounds: Aw man
Them: well Im sorry but ts is a good deal

by Noellle 694206767 November 15, 2025

500

a secret word or a sign that you use during something serious to grab people’s attention from doing something wrong.

Guys, 500 my mom is calling.

Bro, 500 the teacher is coming.

by sheshta April 7, 2019

The Downie 500

The Downie 500, used mostly in middle schools and high schools in America, refers to a group of three or more mentally and physically handicapped people using their electric scooters to get around school. Basically a term to call a group of retarded people who cannot use their legs traveling from place to place in large groups.

Oh shit looks like the Downie 500 is coming to town because look at all those tards chasing after their retard wrangler

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

Indy 500

Indica

Bout to go hit some Indy 500 before bed!

by trehouselighter420 February 20, 2023

im on dat 500

When someone is so mad, they have surpassed all levels of madness.

Olivia: Jameka, you mad bro?
Jameka: I'm so damn mad, im on dat 500 right now.
Whitley: (cracks up)
Olivia: Wait...what!?

by odunc13 September 7, 2014