November 29

National ask out your crush day and if they say no slap them!

Girl: Wanna go out with me?
Boy: No

Girl: “slaps”
Boy: Why did you do that?
Girl: It’s November 29th slap your crush if they reject you!

by Lol...kids December 16, 2021

may 29

national be extra nice to your girlfriend day!

bf: hi babe! today is may 29, the national be extra nice to your girlfriend day !
gf: is that a thing?!

by jenofodas May 29, 2021

April 29

A day to appreciate your mother for all her hard work!

×: let's get your mom some cake.
O: why?
X: Uh Duhhh! ITS APRIL 29TH, MOM DAY NOW GET HER SOME CAKE!!!

by Wandering-Soul♡ April 28, 2023

Nov 29

It's Hug ur girlfriend/boyfriend Day

Me: what day is it

Boy: it's Nov 29

Me : I Need to hug my girl/boy

by Prettyluv_cris November 27, 2021

September 29

National get a girl friend day

Get a girl friend on September 29

by Gayxoutry September 28, 2021

October 29

National “Lose Your Virginity” Day
So go getum champ

Me: Bruh, do you even know the occasion?
Her: What
Me: Look at Urban Dictionary under “October 29”
Her: I’m down

by I will abduct October 28, 2019

29 Palms

A small town in the middle of the Mojave Desert. More Desert Yeti and Mingers per capita than any city in America. If traveling in this region carry bologna. It is the only known substance more enticing to these creatures than the human male.

Male 1: Man, I stopped off in a bar in 29 Palms last night and was nearly accosted by Desert Yeti. Oh shit! Here they come again!
Male 2: Quick man, throw the bologna!
Male 1: Run!!!

by Undertow November 10, 2004