by sushi mama October 15, 2019

Bob:Ugh it’s April 21st.
Stacy:Let’s just take sleeping pills to make the day go away.
Bob:HOW ABOUT ALOT SO WE NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS DAY AGAIN?
Stacy:You’re Right!
Stacy:Let’s just take sleeping pills to make the day go away.
Bob:HOW ABOUT ALOT SO WE NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS DAY AGAIN?
Stacy:You’re Right!
by BREATH AIR NOT VAPE June 14, 2022

Giving yourself a blow job. Then your penis blows up. And then the world blows up. And a penis takes its place.
by Please. Stop. April 4, 2017

February 21st, also known as punch-a-Preston day. Only February 21st of every year, a Preston can get punched as much or as hard as anyone can, without consequences.
Dude, did you hear it’s national punch-a-Preston day!
Yeah man, February 21st is gonna be lit!
I’m gonna rock Preston’s world with these fists bro!
Yeah man, February 21st is gonna be lit!
I’m gonna rock Preston’s world with these fists bro!
by Johhny Long Rockets February 20, 2020

by Suckmedickkkkk92822 November 10, 2020

by LGBT BOI December 20, 2020

by SUSSY IMPOSTER AMOGUS SUS November 3, 2021
