Kobe

used when referring to a helicopter crash that kills all on board

Person 1: Kobe!
Person 2: dude that's not funny that helicopter just crashed
Person 1: Fuckin Kobe!

by ButtlickingCunthole January 27, 2020

Kobe

a basketball phenom

Kobe is OP

by RUSSWEST9 July 14, 2016

Kobe

Cock-blocking yourself, friendzoning yourself, not texting back and avoiding your crush or possible girlfriend/boyfriend.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.

"Damn, I just kobeed myself, but it's okay. Her and I still kind of talk"

"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."

by personas September 1, 2016

For Kobe

instead of “kobe” ( what we used to aid us in throwing something) we should now say “for kobe” in memory of this legend of a man.

bro 1: yo dude watch this

*thows something*
bro 1: kobe
bro 2: nah man it’s for kobe now
bro 1 yeah you’re right

by g4y_b01 February 1, 2020

kobe

When you choke in clutch time. Missed over 70 game winners in his career. Over rated. Shooting an airball

Did you see last nights game ? Fisher shot a 3 to tie the game but pulled a KOBE and air balled it.

by La Legend February 8, 2010

Kobe

A great player for the Lakers who cant win without Shaq.

Person 1: Dude Kobe is the bomb, he won MVP and he's gonna be on the olympic team.

Person 2: Yeah. Too bad he got his ass handed to him by Paul Peirce in the finals. Fuck, if only they still had the big man.

by Mikline June 18, 2008

Kobe

Short for Cold Beer. Must be said really fast to make it sound as real as possible. It is what you ask someone for if you are tailgating and you are paying too much attention to say a long word like Cold Beer

Tailgater 1: "Grab me a Kobe"
Tailgater 2: "Already got us covered. Got a box of Kobes right under my feet"

by KOBE MAN December 2, 2009