HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?
WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.
HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.
(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)
HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...
OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.
HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.
(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)
HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...
OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
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1. "This isn't even my final form"
Proceeding to yell at the top of your lungs, trying to achieve a higher power level.
2. "EART GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH"
Slam, as hard as you can, your finger (or more, depending on looseness) up your ass, and smear whatever 'energy' comes out, on your dragonballs.
2. cum in her, and force her around
3. teabag her (of course trying to aim for the upperlip for the sake of the origins definition.
1. "This isn't even my final form"
Proceeding to yell at the top of your lungs, trying to achieve a higher power level.
2. "EART GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH"
Slam, as hard as you can, your finger (or more, depending on looseness) up your ass, and smear whatever 'energy' comes out, on your dragonballs.
2. cum in her, and force her around
3. teabag her (of course trying to aim for the upperlip for the sake of the origins definition.
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2)A sissy ho, who pretends to be harder than he is i.e. Ja-Fool, and raps like a hard ass in his lyrics behind glass in the studio but could'nt walk down any block in any hood and not get the pissed slapped out of him.
3)A self proclaimed mogul, who feeds off the ignorant and impresionable young people to get rich by selling wack ass crap that wouldn't sell in any deptartment store if it was'nt for his name. (Try selling that crap in places where people have "real" money and "taste").
4) A washed up, arrogant, yesterday rapper who still believes he is relavant by believing he is better than Biggie ever was, when in fact he is not better than rappers alive today like NAS, Eminem, and Lil Wayne.
5) A clown ass nursery rhyme rapper who wishes his raps had real content in them like NAS, Chuck D, KRS-1, Rakim and other true legends of hip hop
6)A Queen Victoria fancy ass punk who wishes his raps had real hard stuff like Scarface,Tupac, and Bun B.
6)A hatin ass snake who attempts to diss on rappers that are (A)relavent today, (B) Hot, (C)more creative than him, by saying proposterous things like "he isn't as good as me cuz he ain't put out a classic yet" when speaking of arguably two of the best in MC's in the game right now like Kanye West and Lil Wayne.
7) A rapper who sucks i.e. Ja Rule, Snow, Vanilla Ice
2)A sissy ho, who pretends to be harder than he is i.e. Ja-Fool, and raps like a hard ass in his lyrics behind glass in the studio but could'nt walk down any block in any hood and not get the pissed slapped out of him.
3)A self proclaimed mogul, who feeds off the ignorant and impresionable young people to get rich by selling wack ass crap that wouldn't sell in any deptartment store if it was'nt for his name. (Try selling that crap in places where people have "real" money and "taste").
4) A washed up, arrogant, yesterday rapper who still believes he is relavant by believing he is better than Biggie ever was, when in fact he is not better than rappers alive today like NAS, Eminem, and Lil Wayne.
5) A clown ass nursery rhyme rapper who wishes his raps had real content in them like NAS, Chuck D, KRS-1, Rakim and other true legends of hip hop
6)A Queen Victoria fancy ass punk who wishes his raps had real hard stuff like Scarface,Tupac, and Bun B.
6)A hatin ass snake who attempts to diss on rappers that are (A)relavent today, (B) Hot, (C)more creative than him, by saying proposterous things like "he isn't as good as me cuz he ain't put out a classic yet" when speaking of arguably two of the best in MC's in the game right now like Kanye West and Lil Wayne.
7) A rapper who sucks i.e. Ja Rule, Snow, Vanilla Ice
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2)Man my girl gave me some last night! Her nana was almost as soft and wet as "Gay-z" Nah never mind. Nothing is that soft.
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