T: "Love you, J <B"
R: "RASPUTIN DICK! HAHAHAHAHA"
T: "No, it's a heart :("
R: "No, it's not. It's Rasputin's Dick"
N: "lmao"
R: "RASPUTIN DICK! HAHAHAHAHA"
T: "No, it's a heart :("
R: "No, it's not. It's Rasputin's Dick"
N: "lmao"
by Superior Emo February 2, 2022

The B, a mystical being, also known as "Denice" or "The Deez of the Knees". The B is Dennis R'S counter ego and he is only seen in the darkest and sexiest of nights.
I wish I could have my very own The B!
Bro. The B gave me a rock hard boner last night but I couldn't have sex with him sadly. ):
Bro. The B gave me a rock hard boner last night but I couldn't have sex with him sadly. ):
by Follower of Dennis R and The J February 28, 2022

The grade your Asian parents don't want you to get. If you get this, you're going to get spanked the hardest and loudest ever.
Parents: "Hey, what did you get on da report card?"
You: "I got an A in English, A in Social Studies, B in Math, A in Science!"
Parents: "Wait, what did you just say? B IN MATH!?!?!??!"
You: "Yeah... What's wrong with that?"
Parents: "You're Asian, not Bsian. Stupid ass kid. You should not be my kid. Your cousin Timmy already finished university at age FIVE! "
*SPANK
*SPANK
*SPANK
You: "I got an A in English, A in Social Studies, B in Math, A in Science!"
Parents: "Wait, what did you just say? B IN MATH!?!?!??!"
You: "Yeah... What's wrong with that?"
Parents: "You're Asian, not Bsian. Stupid ass kid. You should not be my kid. Your cousin Timmy already finished university at age FIVE! "
*SPANK
*SPANK
*SPANK
by asoijdoijw2qoij2qeijq2ioj April 25, 2023

by big johnny July 9, 2002

by wickedMA February 6, 2004
