When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".
Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!
Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.
Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.
Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
by acrobatcat April 25, 2012
by PartyPat March 05, 2015
when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.
Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
by Logics ally January 11, 2011
The act of swiping the penis on the bed sheets between anal sex and oral sex. Done as a courtesy to the recipient.
That bitch was so dirty, I didn't even give her a courtesy swipe before I stuffed my dick in her mouth
by So wrong March 27, 2007
by Power Swiping January 28, 2017
Performing analingus on someone’s fartbox with an extended, flat tongue repeatedly swiping over the sphincter. With a swipe over, there is no tongue punching or penetration into the orifice.
The swipe over action is akin to a fat kid licking a melting ice cream cone on a hot summer day.
The swipe over action is akin to a fat kid licking a melting ice cream cone on a hot summer day.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019