Ties Stuij

A slayer of sea dragons and friend of the cuttlefish; a careful observer of sheep behavior

Did you check out that Ties Stuij out at sea today?

by sym0nemartini April 24, 2011

tied-up

To be immobilized by rope.

After the men had Stacy tied-up barefoot and topless, they enjoyed watching her squirm helplessly in the chair, her pendulous breasts bouncing wildly and her bright red toes digging into the carpet.

by Barefeet January 19, 2008

tubes tied

A tubal ligation, i.e., the tying off of the fallopian tubes for contraception.

Jane said she'd had her tubes tied, but now she's pregnant. What a pisser!!!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

Tied Up

adj. Used to described a disheveled appearance, as in facial hair, clothing, etc. Syn. woofing derived from what a hostage looks like because they have been tied up for so long...

"damn I'm looking tied up I need to get this shape-up before the party"

by O.D. Sanchez December 23, 2009

ti-83

a calculator that if you learn how to make games for, everyone will call u a nerd forever

i wish i never learned how to make ti-83+ games

"look at that nerd playing with his ti-83"

by stupidman August 25, 2006

Hands are tied

When the subject cannot act upon something they'd want to act upon, but they can't due to some restraint or factor of some sort.

I can't Adam, my hands are tied.

by AGCHURCH September 7, 2020

tis reet

Used to decribe something as good or ok, or to give permission to do something, or as an exclamation of joy. Very northern english phrase.
tis - it is, reet - alright

"You dont know the song? download it. Tis reet."

"can i borrow the car?" "aye, tis reet, just dont wreck it."

"As soon as i walked into work the boss said 'I've put the match on for you, watch that and then you can do yer work.'...TIS REET!"

by spuggy May 4, 2006