Prime Goal

When the goal in a game is scored at the pth minute, where p is a prime number.

In a 90-minute soccer match, how many possible prime goals are there?

by MathPlus April 25, 2021

Squad Goals

This can be one of two things.

1) When you aspire for your group of friends to be as cool as another group of friends

2) What you say when your friend group just took an awesome selfie, are twinning and rocking it, etc, etc

1) "OMG they have a group Halloween costume? Squad goals!"

2) "That selfie looks amazing! We're so squad goals!"

by strawbfairy December 28, 2015

Williamson's in goal

Putting an older member of the group (preferably a teacher) in goal when playing football.

Let's play defensively. Williamson's in goal!

by Barry June 4, 2004

Own Goal

The act of cumming and landing your goop inside your belly button.

"Oh damn, my goop just landed in my belly button! Das crazy, I just hit an Own Goal."

by bokunoboolin November 27, 2019

Ratman Goal

A goal where a player passes the ball across the face of the goal when playing fifa.

"OMG what a ratman goal, i bet your mum doesn't love you"

by big diddy c October 1, 2011

dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

by jkHeZ June 23, 2014

goal angel

Term used to describe soccer goalies that go to extensive and exceptional lengths to save the ball.

Teammate: “You’re a real goal angel tonight! 13 saves in the first half.”

by AkiraSJW7 November 9, 2020