This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.
Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
by D4ddyCh1ll~! December 12, 2022
Get the 1 girl 1 phonemug. Basically used in simple future tense. Can be described as offering sympathy or empathy for someone who’s made mistake towards you or someone you know in which affects your relationship with them. Casts a thought of forgiveness and shows they too deserve it.
“Give the man another chance, he’s sorry”
“He promises it won’t happen again”
“Give Ryker another chance he’s sorry”
“Show him 1 Peter 1:15 he’s really sorry”
“He promises it won’t happen again”
“Give Ryker another chance he’s sorry”
“Show him 1 Peter 1:15 he’s really sorry”
by BIGMAN2405 January 16, 2024
Get the 1 Peter 1:15mug. It takes all of you to do this and you've done nothing but get other people's kids murdered by being a mental retard who doesn't understand words.
Hym "It's not a 1 v 1. You didn't actually grasp what was happening here and now you're trying to abscond with my work."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
Get the It's not a 1 v 1mug. by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
Get the .1.Potential, pote.1.N.2.tial, potentiaL.1.mug. by cosmnik June 9, 2021
Get the 1/1/0001mug.