Russian Trade

When you take something of a person's, and they take something of yours in return, forcing you both to give back what you took.

Bobby took my pencil. I took his notebook. Then we exchanged back because it was a Russian Trade.

by Cammmmmmerrron January 11, 2010

trade last

a compliment that I heard about you that I offer to trade for a compliment you have heard about me; can be redeemed at a later date or used as an installment for the future (as in, when someone hears something nice about you, if you have given them a trade-last, they are bound to tell you the compliment you received but weren't around to receive it)

Me: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
You: "Wow, really? That's awesome!"
Me: "Yeah, that's a trade last, so now you have to tell me next time someone says something good about me."
You: You got it!

(six months later)

You: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
Me: "Wow, really?"
You: "Yeah! That Peggy sure is obsessed with butts."
Me: "She's not very discerning, either."

by Swass! II September 23, 2010

carriage trade

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.

Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

Trading Spouses

Possibly the most baneful show on Fox Television Network. The rules of show are as follows:

1. Two families switch maternal figures for two weeks.

2. The first week the wife must oblige to the families routine activities and procedures.

3. The second week the wife may implement her guidelines and etiquette which must be adhered to by the brood to which she is a transient among.

4. Post-switch the families are reunited, each bearing a letter from the opposite wife. Along with this letter is $50,000 which is do be distributed according to the will's contained in the letter.

This show wontedly unites polar opposite family structures each week to see how the chaotic situations that are inevitable ensue playout.

Person 1- Hey did you watch Trading Spouses last night?

Person 2- No. I was busy doing something more appealing, eating pead laint.

by Dyer Hater December 28, 2005

trade me

the Internet auction site you're forced to use if you live in New Zealand

I use Trade Me. It sucks.

by quantum May 13, 2005

Isaac Trade

A trade where the person who is being asked gets ripped off at a major level. When an Isaac Trade is asked, everyone is left wondering how stupid the person who is asking to trade is for asking such a stupid or unfair trade. Usually occurs with food or during lunchtime, but may occur elsewhere.

Hey dude, want to trade that box of oreos for this half eaten saltine cracker? No man! That's an Isaac trade you idiot!

by RocketPenguin October 28, 2013

Dank Trades

dank trades is an alright dank memer based server. there are 4 groups in this server - the edaters, the melodic rap fans, the mods and the scammers. the edaters are people who dates online because they can't get bitches in real life. the melodic rap fans are those that can stand up for their friends and themselves but it can get annoying but no hard feelings! the mods are literally people who moderate a server FOR FREE, everyday, every second, every hour like bro... you don't even get paid nitro, how you doing this for free. the scammers are people who are the dumbest motherfuckers for thinking that they can scam in dank trades, trial mods are always on yo ass idk why you would do that. a pussyo will ping a mod and then a tmod will take care of it like why? is there free logs behind this shit?

person1: yo, ever heard of dank trades?
person2: the edater central?
person1: yes.

by your local urban user June 4, 2022