Trans Missionary 

Missionary sex between 2 trans individuals with opposing genitals, in which the person being penetrated is doing the fucking, and the person penetrating the other is being fucked. Eg. A trans man riding a trans woman's penis counts as him fucking her, despite the physical roles being reversed.

Jess, that trans guy I like, came over and we did trans missionary 🤤

Trans Missionary by Sosilly26 November 19, 2023

online missionary 

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you

Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"

online missionary by metroFIRE December 6, 2023

Montana missionary 

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons

“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige

Montana missionary by Sister do January 20, 2025

Tibetan Missionary 

The act of fucking dead goat roadkill in missionary, a ritual among the Tibetan people. Often done as a token of good luck.

My father pulled over on the side off the road to do Tibetan missionary with the dead goat roadkill.

Tibetan Missionary by Urban Dictionary Publishing March 1, 2025

feral missionary 

when a man (WITH RABIES) pulls out at the last second, busts on the woman’s face and then scratches and/or bites her face with the semen still on it

greg: woah did you hear that samantha got rabies!
bob: yeah man, josh gave her feral missionary

feral missionary by Gygoat Zeppeak May 4, 2025

three minute missionary 

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

three minute missionary by Nozziee May 31, 2018

Hitler’s Missionary

When you’re having sex with a girl in missionary while under the blankets and she Dutch Ovens you and makes you keep going.

Friend 1: Hey dude how was it?

Friend 2: it was crazy, we were fucking and she forced me into Hitler’s Missionary, but I think I liked it.

Hitler’s Missionary by Steven112902 March 25, 2026