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The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.
The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.
by toee December 3, 2006
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missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her
I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito
by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017
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Ideology Missionary

Woke people that are pushing their agendas onto minorities thinking they are helping people.

Really they are marginalizing and oppressing minorities further by constantly telling them the world is out to get them and they should be fearful of systemic issues.

Subsequently when the minorities desperately need to trust authorities and the health system they are fearful and end up loosing out.
Example: Saying for years the health system has systemic racism and minorities shouldn't trust it, then wondering why the minorities won't get vaccinated against Covid. Or even worse reinforcing the fears by saying minorities are right to be skeptical when the Ideology Missionary themselves are vacinnated.

Gosh even calling people minorities is oppresive in it's self and indicates a group is unable to achieve anything without their Ideology Missionary saviors.
by No Clue Kiwi October 6, 2021
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senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.
by Mischooti March 25, 2019
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no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.
boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"
by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021
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Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons
“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige
by Sister do January 20, 2025
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