Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky

Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020

Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

Stanky Wanky

Some loud pack of that za!! It stank so good and so strong and it leaves you super high and super coughy

I’m smoking on some stanky wanky; it made me start crying

by SlattPack May 8, 2024

Wanky

A short turn for a boys genitals.

I’ve got a small wanky.

by Just a random 52 year old August 26, 2021

Ookie wankie

A fat lard. Aka jabba the hut looking head ass mug lol

Your a stupid ookie wankie

by Tp. Bonghole October 21, 2022

Wanky blanky

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.

Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?

by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019

Wanky

Just like "That's what she said"
When something is not meant to be sexual, but sounds sexual or can be put in to a sexual context.

The origin of the word comes from the TV show "Glee" where it is typically said as a sort of catchphrase by character Santana Lopez.

(taken from show)

"Well you guys have a hole to fill, and I'm just trying to fill it."

"..Wanky"

by Kevin Alonsos bae forever August 2, 2022