Zygote

Zygote is a way to refer to very young people. Since the "real" definition of a zygote is sperm + egg; zygote is a slang version of referring to a very young person.

Often it is a more extreme version of the term "fetus," which is also used to describe young people.
Look at that little girl; she's not even yet become a fetus, she is a straight-up zygote.
by RobotLove February 23, 2012
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zygotic episode

Polite but meaningful phrase to convey that the couple are trying to conceive a child, particularly if the parents are crazy in love. A riff on "psychotic episode"
Claire and Jim are having a 'zygotic episode'
by giftedone May 27, 2009
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Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.
“You’re a baobab
Fuck off zygote man
by yeehawn’tlmao February 15, 2019
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Zygote Tag

Tagging a photo with the name of a person who isn't there, often tagging a mother's belly with the name of a child that wasn't born when the picture was snapped.
My aunt Betty keeps uploading pictures of my mom when she was pregnant -- she zygote tags me then makes some crack about how I ruined her body. Not funny.
by San Pablo Juan January 25, 2010
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Zygotic episode

“Polite but meaningful phrase” to convey that a couple were trying to conceive a child. Coined by a contributor to Barbara Wallraff's Word Fugitives column, The Atlantic Monthly, March 2008.
by Zvezdochka September 01, 2011
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Risk a Zygote

Verb. When a woman lets you cum inside of her without wearing a condom.
1: "Wow, you and that guy were going at it for a while!"

2: "Yeah, the sex is so good with him, I'd Risk a Zygote."
by Creeper McGee October 04, 2013
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Zygote Rifle

Of or pretaining to the penis or dick, revolving when the penis ejaculates fireing seemen (zygotes) onto the "action field."
Man, I unloaded my Zygote Rifle on Kristi last night.
by Prosser August 23, 2007
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