To take a simple problem, with a simple solution and through a combination of penny-any amateur Machiavellian machinations and ignorance convolute it so that no solution is ever possible. Meanwhile obstructing every informed attempt to correct the original problem. Even better if you then spend an incredible amount of time blaming everyone else AND covering your obvious screw-ups.
All they had to do was turn on a simple firewall, but IT managed to zurwell it so badly the office printer caught fire. They blame Housekeeping.
by nagaraja September 15, 2011
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An amazing man. Absolute genius. He is quite the gentleman and preaches respect towards women and any individual despite what may set them apart from the rest of society. He’s a hard worker... will work hours until end just to get that bag. He is selfless, will do anything in order to satisfy the other person. Loves to learn, he will spend most of his free time looking into his personal interests which may include reading or researching random ideas that come into mind and catch his attention. Beautiful laugh and completely lovable. He’s an amazing male specimen. He’s quite distant. He will keep things to himself afraid to come off as rude. At times, it really can hurt his friends and family but nonetheless he only had his intentions in the right place. He’s quite mysterious and gives mixed signals quite often whenever he tries to appeal to others with a flirtation approach. He can be incredibly awkward but that’s only because he’s timid. Zuriels’ are pretty weak physically but have immense knowledge. They’re nerds, cute nerds.
I love Zuriel. I wish he would give me the same attention I provide him. I cant help but long for such an outstanding alpha male.
by Ilovecock2244 September 9, 2020
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Definition of being Zarael.
You could be Zarael if you do one or more of the following:
Going AFK for 10 minutes or more right before a boss fight.
Randomly leaving vent for no discernable reason.
Leaving for a 3 days camp to a homosexual help group without telling anyone during ulduar raid days.
DC'ing and taking an hour to log back on.
Liking only Indie music groups that noone knows about.
Being very influencable yet acting as if you have an iron will.
Being a liberal fuck.
Thinking your a better tank than you are... indefinitely.
Not flasking for your own raids when you are the MT.
Not buying raid food for yourself for your own raid when you are the MT.
Being a fail tank in general.
Having an extremely low voice.
Being homosexually repressed.
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Facts:
Zarael has admitted to being gay.
Zarael is bad.
Zarael lives in Elizabeth Town, Kentucky.
Zarael's gay lover is phalangies.
Zarael wishes Switch was gay so they could have sex.
Zarael trys but fails to repress his homosexuality.
Zarael thinks hes a good tank.
Zarael has tried to quit WoW before but failed.
Zarael should NEVER be left in charge of a guild.
Zarael should NEVER be in charge of the raid.
Zarael does not have a flying mount because not only is he stupid, he is lazy.
You could be Zarael if you do one or more of the following:
Going AFK for 10 minutes or more right before a boss fight.
Randomly leaving vent for no discernable reason.
Leaving for a 3 days camp to a homosexual help group without telling anyone during ulduar raid days.
DC'ing and taking an hour to log back on.
Liking only Indie music groups that noone knows about.
Being very influencable yet acting as if you have an iron will.
Being a liberal fuck.
Thinking your a better tank than you are... indefinitely.
Not flasking for your own raids when you are the MT.
Not buying raid food for yourself for your own raid when you are the MT.
Being a fail tank in general.
Having an extremely low voice.
Being homosexually repressed.
___________________________________________
Facts:
Zarael has admitted to being gay.
Zarael is bad.
Zarael lives in Elizabeth Town, Kentucky.
Zarael's gay lover is phalangies.
Zarael wishes Switch was gay so they could have sex.
Zarael trys but fails to repress his homosexuality.
Zarael thinks hes a good tank.
Zarael has tried to quit WoW before but failed.
Zarael should NEVER be left in charge of a guild.
Zarael should NEVER be in charge of the raid.
Zarael does not have a flying mount because not only is he stupid, he is lazy.
"Wow he just pulled a Zarael"
"lol this guy is Zarael"
"omfg zarael...."
"Alright lets pull now we finally cleared trash.... *ready check*........ ffs zarael.
"lol this guy is Zarael"
"omfg zarael...."
"Alright lets pull now we finally cleared trash.... *ready check*........ ffs zarael.
by Blackstabeth July 28, 2009
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