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Zoinab

In 2000 B.C., the year that every significant, life-changing event happened on Earth, there was a person named Zoinab Naqvegan. Now, Zoinab Naqvegan was very dumb, so much so that some people had speculating that her head was hollow instead of being filled by a brain. But Zoinab didn't let any of these rumours bother her. One day, a hideous, arrogant asshole named Abno P. moved into the town in which Zoinab lived. He was very intelligent (or so she thought) and sported an over-inflated ego (Zoinab pointedly ignored this) and she gradually fell in love with him. But Abno was already in love with someone else, someone whom Zoinab did not know. Abno told Zoinab when she confessed her undying love to him that the only way to win his heart over was to learn all the languages on the planet. And so, Zoinab set out on a heroic quest to travel the world and learn all the languages spoken in every single country.

In case you were wondering what happened to Zoinab and her reckless decision to set out on a langauge-learning quest, she failed in trying to win over Abno's heart because Abno had already gotten married to his true love before Zoinab could ever manage to learn that many languages. However, a dear friend of Zoinab's put both her and Abno on the set of a reality tv show in which Abno was the love attraction in Zoinab's life and the two had to pretend to love each other forever.(Huan was also featured on that same reality tv show)
Sana: Don't be like a Zoinab!
Thind: You're such a Naqvegan

Sana: Oh yeah, you're such a Simran!
by ducks are a-Mah-zing! February 1, 2018
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zouin

A zouin is a person who takes dumb decisions, almost like an idiot, a zouin is mostly a person who does not no how to take the proper decision in any cases scenario. A zouin could be also defined as someone who is always in some stupid situations so frequently that it almost look like he’s doing it on purpose.
Demba: Yo darcy where you at you should be here 15 min ago what happened!?!?
Darcy: aahh shit bro i missed my bus stop while I was playing on my phone
Demba: Wtff Again!??!! Its the third time this week already ..!?!! You’re the biggest zouin ever smh...
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zouna

The name given to a woman of strong character, incredible beauty, amazing passion and love for life. It's pronounced (ez-zouna). She will rock your world. Imagine everything you want and that is her. She is usually exotic with eyes full of life and mystery. One look and that's all it will take for you to fall under her spell. A lover of everything in this world from books, movies, food and life she will open your eyes never before imagined. If you find her, keep her!
She walked into the room and everyone turned to look at zouna as she drew glances from everyone present
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