Zooping

Shitting while on a video conference call.

I had a long call with the marketing team yesterday and I'm pretty sure Sandra was zooping the whole time.

by Lynn_Terry April 3, 2020

Zorbing

the act in which a man tapes his scrotum to his anus and then quickly sits down on a hard surface.

My doctor told me to stop zorbing else I may rupture a ball.

by Johnny_H January 25, 2013

Zooping

The art of doing an infinitesimally small amount of work. Then rewarding yourself for achieving a Herculean task. ( typically manifests as a break )

Quit zooping and get back to work!

by ashmokhberi March 15, 2012

zorking

Zorking is a synonym for throwing up or puking, typically after a long night of excessive drinking.

Lucas woke up after a long night to find james zorking out the window.

Rowan awoke covered in Jame's zork.

by Mossworth Randäll January 26, 2017

Zorbing

Zorbing, is the act of hitting a Salt-Nicotine device such as a Juul, and getting a light headed feeling. Is related to Zorb, can be related to Doming. This word is mostly used in Northern California. This word originated from Lincoln High School.

Yo I heard caleb, and Simon are zorbing in the bathroom right now.

by zorbinking January 19, 2019

Zooping

Zooping is the act in which an individual activly shits themselves while ziplining . The most common form of Zooping is achieved after a long night of drinking without thinking about the fact that you will be hanging on a wire 80 feet in the air flying from tree to tree the next day.

Lady: "Here he comes! He is going fast! What is that brown liquid pouring out of his shorts?"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"

by Lezteog April 3, 2017

Zorting

Rule 1 don't talk about zorting
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem

Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over
-Parker

Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.

by Squishmasterflex October 31, 2011