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by Justine May 13, 2005
Get the zoolander mug.A Zoolancer is a common Freelance Graphics Designer, either motion, 3D, web or print. Each Zoolancer has to deal with the weirdness that surrounds him at work every day in Zooworld. Being it producers, creative directors or project managers or the insanity that every client brings on a daily basis.
A typical day in the life of a Zoolancer is something like this
Your boss tells you:
to use 1000's of lens flares
to use comic sans
you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d
you should do it with a shape layer
this comp needs more pre-comps
to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping
to use a program you don't know so you will be faster
tbc
Your boss tells you:
to use 1000's of lens flares
to use comic sans
you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d
you should do it with a shape layer
this comp needs more pre-comps
to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping
to use a program you don't know so you will be faster
tbc
by Zoolancer April 11, 2010
Get the Zoolancer mug.Zoolanda is an abbreviation. It was created out of a monkey because monkeys originate from the jungle however unfortunantly they have been captured in the zoo therefore this corresponds to the zoo in Zoolanda.
by Meglanada August 12, 2021
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I think I got the black lung pop!
Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, theyre all the same face. Doesnt anyone else notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE! I INVENTED IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DEREK?
Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, theyre all the same face. Doesnt anyone else notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE! I INVENTED IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DEREK?
by transatlanticism October 10, 2004
Get the Zoolander mug.Zoomar is a sport that has lasted through the centuries and survived countless global disasters. The ancient Zoomarian texts define zoomar (Latin for "natural") as man's connection to the world around him.
Zoomar involves the practicing of various movements, the majority of which are based on animals. Its practitioners, zoomari, engage in zoomar with the goal of becoming one with the spirits of their fellow creatures.
It has, however, had its fair share of imitators, including mockery sports such as parkour (which was actually developed thousands of years after the rise of zoomar).
Zoomar involves the practicing of various movements, the majority of which are based on animals. Its practitioners, zoomari, engage in zoomar with the goal of becoming one with the spirits of their fellow creatures.
It has, however, had its fair share of imitators, including mockery sports such as parkour (which was actually developed thousands of years after the rise of zoomar).
-Malcolm: Why is Nabil running in front of that car and moving like a cougar? Is that like parkour?
-Abdulla: Dude, that's called zoomar! Its way more advanced. What Nabil is doing is called the cougar movement. Only the most skilled zoomari in the world can learn such a technique!
-Malcolm: That's awesome! I'll go tell Cascone about this so that we can both become zoomari! Parkour is so lame compared to this! Anybody who practices parkour is a cracka jack!
-Abdulla: Dude, that's called zoomar! Its way more advanced. What Nabil is doing is called the cougar movement. Only the most skilled zoomari in the world can learn such a technique!
-Malcolm: That's awesome! I'll go tell Cascone about this so that we can both become zoomari! Parkour is so lame compared to this! Anybody who practices parkour is a cracka jack!
by The Zoomarizer February 15, 2008
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