Zombieing

When you wake up the next morning after smoking a ton of weed and everything is hazey and your head is thinking slower than the world.

I smoked a whole eighth last night man im zombieing right now.

by TheCCking September 11, 2010

Zombielingus

The act of unconsciously coiting (See: Coited) another human after a night of heavy drinking or other mind-altering substance ingestion in which both participants took part, yet neither participant remembers the actual sexual encounter. Mostly evident the morning after. Main side effects include a walk of shame and short term depression.

Barb: Ugh, I can't believe I had zombielingus with Sam last night.
Tom: Well, if in hindsight you knew that conscious you would have consented, there should be no shame.
Barb: That's deep.

by Andeezy_ November 25, 2014

zomberno

the state of wodnik mixxed with a zombie making u a zomberno

is that person a zomberno?

by wodniker May 10, 2023

Zombling

the act or process of jumbling or stammer-stepping such as a zombie would.

His drunken zombling gave me a chuckle.

by Dr. Constantine Phillips September 28, 2008

Zombieing

To revert into your subconscious when walking/moving and try to get from point A to point B with little hassle in-between, usually causing you to look like a zombie by looking straight ahead and not paying any attention to everyone else whom are most likely zombieing as well.

I tried to break John from Zombieing in the halls, but that kid was on a mission!

by B Lund November 1, 2010

zombieing

When a poop that seems like it went down comes popping back up.

"Dude, I had to flush three times, and it still zombied at the end!"
"Gross, dude!"
"Yeah. So, you wanna hit this?"

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"Zombieing sucks."

by steviewonder666 May 16, 2009

zimmering

The act of using a zimmer frame

The old woman went zimmering down the road

by UrOnyABollíx October 30, 2010