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(Verb) To spend an unreasonable amount of time and energy and often one's every waking hour on research and purchasing of consumer products that are useless beyond measure, doing so inappropriately at the office or on the toilet via cell phone, often sacrificing one's own personal dignity and relationships while all the while aiming to have the said purchased products meet one's technical "needs".
"Dude, I Zived this totally awesome fridge-door with WIFI connectivity, so I can download different opening sounds to my fridge!"
Ziv by J.W.E February 19, 2008
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Ziv is an Indian Boi that loves curry, loves gingers and is trash at fortnite
Teammate: Ziv can u kill that guy?
Ziv: Ill kill him with my curry
Ziv: *gets knocked*
Teammate: OMG your such a BOT!
Ziv by Godzila 2.0 March 24, 2019
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A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Ziv is Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Ziv. Often used to describe a good friend. Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Used to describe someone that needs a smart, intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Holy Shit, that is one Ziv cock.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Ziv.
Ziv by MichaelIce November 21, 2021
Tbh, he is just a GOD
YOO DID YOU SEW WHAT ZIV DID?!
What he did

Nothing he is just a god and he look good af
ZIV by Mishuongod May 31, 2020
someone who lives on bittern drive, brown hair, helix earring, gets no bitches, jewish, white as snow, likes mac, eat a snack, break yo back ,shit this food is whack.
person: "yo its a ziv"
me: "bruh, he must be gay"
ziv by the true brothers November 2, 2021
a ziv is someone who gets rejected by girls
yo that guy gets rejected by everyone, he's such a ziv.
ziv by sept_g October 22, 2019
A good man with pure heart and a small dick, wishes to get a gf but he’s too pussy to approach a girl so he will stay with no pussy forever. He’s a full ashkenazi who has no tasty food in his freezer because there’s good food for the ashkenazis, a loyal friend, thirsty for pussy.
You are such a good ziv too bad u get no pussy.”
“Damn he’s such a good guy , I wish he will get some puss
ziv by Nadav69 November 21, 2021