Ziv

(Verb) To spend an unreasonable amount of time and energy and often one's every waking hour on research and purchasing of consumer products that are useless beyond measure, doing so inappropriately at the office or on the toilet via cell phone, often sacrificing one's own personal dignity and relationships while all the while aiming to have the said purchased products meet one's technical "needs".

"Dude, I Zived this totally awesome fridge-door with WIFI connectivity, so I can download different opening sounds to my fridge!"

by J.W.E February 19, 2008

Ziv

Ziv is an Indian Boi that loves curry, loves gingers and is trash at fortnite

Teammate: Ziv can u kill that guy?
Ziv: Ill kill him with my curry
Ziv: *gets knocked*
Teammate: OMG your such a BOT!

by Godzila 2.0 March 24, 2019

Ziv

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Ziv is Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Ziv. Often used to describe a good friend. Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Used to describe someone that needs a smart, intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

Holy Shit, that is one Ziv cock.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Ziv.

by MichaelIce November 21, 2021

ZIV

Tbh, he is just a GOD

YOO DID YOU SEW WHAT ZIV DID?!
What he did

Nothing he is just a god and he look good af

by Mishuongod May 31, 2020

ziv

someone who lives on bittern drive, brown hair, helix earring, gets no bitches, jewish, white as snow, likes mac, eat a snack, break yo back ,shit this food is whack.

person: "yo its a ziv"
me: "bruh, he must be gay"

by the true brothers November 2, 2021

ziv

a ziv is someone who gets rejected by girls

yo that guy gets rejected by everyone, he's such a ziv.

by sept_g October 22, 2019

ziv

A good man with pure heart and a small dick, wishes to get a gf but he’s too pussy to approach a girl so he will stay with no pussy forever. He’s a full ashkenazi who has no tasty food in his freezer because there’s good food for the ashkenazis, a loyal friend, thirsty for pussy.

“You are such a good ziv too bad u get no pussy.”
“Damn he’s such a good guy , I wish he will get some puss”

by Nadav69 November 21, 2021