Zipperection

The misleading, bulge-y shape created by a warping zipper in your clothing that makes it look like you have a hard-on underneath the protruding garment, giving it its charming name. This phenomenon is known to strike in pants, hoodies, and many other articles of clothing, especially when bunched up / sitting down.

Kristin : OMG Steven is that a full-chub??!!

Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!

{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}

Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(

Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!

by SweetFancyMoses September 13, 2013

Zippertits

Trans man

Hey man you see Tom I'm the locker room earlier I had no idea he was a zippertits.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

zippertits

A derogatory term for a woman who has tried to transition into a man. Originates from the scars left after breast removal surgery.

Shut up zippertits, you'll never be a real man.

by Iamtheunexpected August 18, 2022

zippertits

Scar left on women’s chest after removal of breast, as a part of transition from female to male. (Slur)

I see the zippertits are at it again.

by Bpyl August 18, 2022

zippernut

The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants.

Oooo, take it easy baby, I got zippernut.

by Whitt March 11, 2007

Zippertits

A woman who has undergone a breast reduction surgery. The term fits because the stitches resemble zip teeth across the wound.

"Ellen page? It's Elliot Page the zippertits now"

by Manualinstallation August 19, 2022

Zipperdicking

When you accidentally zip up part of your dick in your pants zipper resulting in extreme pain and humiliation.

Dude : "How did you injury your dick?"
Ryan : "I was zipperdicking in the bathroom before I left for work"

by xopj December 6, 2011