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zing

The new term for owned, said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.
Person 1: So, what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Your Mum.....ZING.

(although you usually have to say somethign funnier than this example)
by cool_penguin_0 June 19, 2004
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The feeling of having extreme mental clarity and utmost cognitive function. It typically happens when one is high off stimulants and/or nootropics. It's the sense of "flying high & mighty" off uppers or supplements that improve focus, euphoria, & cerebral ability. A reference to the original "Zingin"
I'm about to zing off these pills!
by WrightTurn July 2, 2021
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interjection: A self proclaimed exclamation of superior bantering abilities
noun: a statement designed to verbally serve someone
inj. example, any of the following lines from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation may be followed by the exclamation "ZING!"
neighbor: Hey Griswald, where you gonna put a tree that big?
Griswald: Bend over and I'll show you (...ZING!)
neighbor: You got a lot of nerve talking to me that way.
Griswald (looking at neighbor's wife): I wasn't talking to you (...ZING!)
by The Grimace June 23, 2005
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A guy who loves peps. I once saw peps and zing at grillys hugging viciously. While a man screamed “it happening here at st.Leonard girllys is number one” Zing also found a piece of chicken in peps beard. This day went down in grillys history
Awwwwwww zing just saw peps get horse cock up his ass at grillys
by 6696969696969 April 22, 2019
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An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.
Person 1: Your room smells like ass.
Person 2: That's because you're in it. ZING!
by LT5k April 3, 2003
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An ancient prophecy stating that once a vampire turns the human equivalent of 18 that they will fall in love and abandon their old family for a new life this has continued every generation since the dawn of time failing this prophecy will end all vampires.
Vladimir didn’t zing and now are race will all perish prepare for end times you have never expirienced the hell that will soon come
by The Smarty farty 420 January 14, 2022
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A powerful sexy girl who let a man control her life, many girls nay envy her secretly but dont show it. Also she may seem to not be popular but many people know her name and who she is
Todd- damn that girls fine as hell
Ben- thats zing bro she spicy
by urfuckingsuperb November 9, 2016
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