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Zidaned

To completely messup your last day of work on purpose. Just like Zidane messed up his last football match in the world cup final against Italy.
After you have been sacked, you can zidane your workplace by:

Mixing up files
Erasing stuff of others computer
Putting viruses on the computers
Telling your boss what others think of him/her
Making obscene phone calls to customers
Headbutting your colleague

etc etc

Bobby: Sorry to hear you have been sacked Sarah, when do you have to clear your desk?
Sarah: It'sno big deal, I leave on friday, the office is going to get totally Zidaned
by joshdajoker April 30, 2008
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Zinedine Zidane

(often incorrectly spelled Zinédine)(born June 23, 1972), popularly nicknamed Zizou (pronounced zi'zu), is a former French football player of Kabyle Algerian descent who has starred for both the French national team and for four European club teams, most recently Real Madrid.

Zidane received international attention with two headed goals in the 1998 World Cup final against Brazil that essentially won his country's first ever FIFA World Cup title.

However, in the recent Fifa World Cup, he got red carded after head-butting Italian player Marco Matterazzi. Whenever one thinks of Zinedine Zidane, this incident will probably be the first thing that comes to mind.

One can be caught "pulling a Zinedine Zidane" after performing such an act.
"Easy buddy, don't go and pull a Zinedine Zidane on me..."
by Peppino July 16, 2006
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Zidan

Zidan (Zidane, Z'idan) means spirtuality or adds up to. Arabic, African and French. Zidan is english spelling of name and Zidane is french way of spelling this name.
Zidan means spirtuality.
by cassandra79 March 8, 2012
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zidane'd

Zidane'd means head-butt. It was the last match of zinedine zidane in the 2006 world cup finals, France vs Italy. Zinedine Zidane head butt Materazzi & got a red card for it. But watever, we still love zidane & materazzi deserve that head butt! :D
1. "Peter was zidane'd by Jane this morning for eating her breakfast."
2. "you're gonna get zidane'd if you dont return my pencil"
by Gail of RAN Online July 12, 2006
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Zidan

Zidan is a very attractive young man with a charming personality. Anyone would be lucky to have a Zidan in their life, and better yet be dating him. He's the perfect boyfriend and overall human. He is going to marry Lily.
Person 1: Damn Zidan is so perfect .
Person 2: I know, I wish I was Lily to be able to have him!
by ZilyLily December 13, 2016
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Zidanity

To finish your opponent with a headbutt worthy of Zidane's caliber, similar to the way which Mortal Kombat fighters finish their opponents. Zidanity can be used to decribe the state Materazzi was in after being knocked senseless on the ground.
Materazzi's been knock the hell down! Oh the Zidanity!
by Lawrence Ding September 10, 2008
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Zinedine Zidane

Considered by many as the greatest footballer of his generation. One of the most gifted and creative players of all time. He played at the attacking midfield position. 3 time FIFA world player of the year, 2 time UEFA player of the year, golden ball winner in 2 world cups are among his many personal achievements. He was a part of the french national team which won the FIFA world cup in 1998 and UEFA Euro 2000. His other medals include UEFA Champions League, UEFA Cup, World Club Championship, Spanish Premiera Liga, Copa Del Ray, Serie A among many others.

Yet his last match of his glittering career was his most infamous. Where he headbutted an Italian player in the world cup final only to be ejected for the match.
Zinedine Zidane is considered as the greatest mid fielder of all time
by jaideep January 12, 2009
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