zaveon

The sexiest being known to man kind, the one above all, the nigga who takes yo bitch, the goat, the best basketball player you know or will ever see

zaveon said taylor was gang fr
zaveon fucked yo bitch
zaveon said I wouldnt let no man talk to me like that

by zaveon February 22, 2022

zevon

Zevon is the nicest person you will ever meet a great bestfriend and an amazing person

Will make a great boyfriend // husband in the future is you get a zevon don’t let go and hold tight to that bind you have with him

Dang Selena is so luck to have Zevon as a bestfriend. How come i can’t be a zevon

by Nightgodess(aka selena)34 December 9, 2017

Zeven

Literally it means 7 in dutch, but it's sounds so cool that it became a slang for every cool/beautiful/nice/awesome stuff... Even pretty women...

"Dude, that chick is zeven!"
or
"What do you think about my paper?" "Oh, i think it's zeven!"

by Wilsooon October 9, 2005

Zevonism

Zevonism is the act and art of viewing life as Warren Zevon's songs narrated it. Gritty, dark, not always pleasant or happy, but very real.
Viewing the world with the same sardonic and cynical views, as if one finds life a bad joke but still smiles in spite of it.

"As a practicing follower of Zevonism, I view life as a horribly ironic joke, where-as death will be the punch line."

by Black97 November 5, 2009

ZEBEON

Handsome lightskin boy with brown eyes and had a lightskin big dick

Omg!are you a Zebeon with this big dick

by Sexyladyomg December 5, 2018

zevron

The most incredible and sexy man in the f****** world.
Well loved and admired by all

His voice sounds like black velvet, must be a Zevron

by StephanieXXX September 7, 2020

Zevonist

One who follows the beliefs of Zevonism, the belief that Warren Zevon is God and that, quoting from the Zevonist bible, "Shit's all fucked up right now, but when Zevon dies, it's all going to get un-fucked up, cause Zevon's gonna be back in his domain and shit to rule shit... shit."

The center of this religion is a small house on Long Island that all Zevonists refer to as the Monestary. Actually, the only person who refers to it as the monestary is the guy who lives there. This is in part due to the fact that he is the only person who practices Zevonism in the world. He hopes to spread his beliefs to others, but no one listens to him because he's a crazy dumbass.

"You know that Zevonist guy?"
"Yeah, he's a crazy dumbass."

by KWSN April 27, 2003